YOU MUST CHILL! YOU. MUST. CHILL.
I’d always wanted to visit Highgate Cemetery , and did last week . Partially just to use the joke about Karl’s grave being a Communist plot.
George Eliot is buried a few metres away, Paul Foot is in there and Jeremy Beadle is just behind Karl. It is a resting place of champions.
Paul Foot is dead!?!?
Also, “communist plot”. aha ahahahaha.
LOOK EVERYONE! It’s PETER!!! Last night we played silly games. Peter was a birdbath and Atlantis. I was Charlie Chaplin and Darwin. I also beat the crap out of Peter at Sverige Memory. Skill. (Photo of Tom and Peter by lovemaus)
"Cut me, I bleed skill."
— Peter
Peter makes me laugh
- Peter: he shouldnt have called himself 'the cannibal killer' in court
- Peter: should have been something like 'ian innocent'
- Peter: he's not done himself any favours
"You’re the perfect combination of good looks and low self esteem."
— Peter to me. He’s pimping me out to his friends. Apparently he stole this from Peep show. It made me laugh.
Peter is brilliant
Peter was adopted as a baby and didn’t meet his real mother until he was in his early twenties. The first thing he said to her was “I’ve put a bit of weight on since you last saw me”.
Peter Joke #7462
I saw a man playing ‘Dancing Queen’ on a Diggeridoo.
It was abbariginal.
Cat Stevens - If You Want To Sing Out, Sing Out.
"Harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can’t let the world judge you too much."
— Maude, Harold and Maude
Peter's favourite heckle ever
- Peter: i was at a football match
- Peter: and the portly goalkeeper didn't catch a ball
- Peter: and someone shouted
- Peter: YOU WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THAT IF IT WAS A FRIED CHICKEN
Jens Lekman - The Cold Swedish Winter
When people think of Sweden
I think they have the wrong idea
like Cliff Richards who thought it was just
porn and gonorrhea
And Lou Reed said in the film
“Blue in the face”
that compared to New York City
Sweden was a scary place
They seem to have a point
after meeting with this girl
maybe not Cliff Richards
but Lou has surely met her
