"Cut me, I bleed skill."
- Peter: he shouldnt have called himself 'the cannibal killer' in court
- Peter: should have been something like 'ian innocent'
- Peter: he's not done himself any favours
"You’re the perfect combination of good looks and low self esteem."
Peter is brilliant
Peter was adopted as a baby and didn’t meet his real mother until he was in his early twenties. The first thing he said to her was “I’ve put a bit of weight on since you last saw me”.
Peter Joke #7462
I saw a man playing ‘Dancing Queen’ on a Diggeridoo.
It was abbariginal.
"Harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can’t let the world judge you too much."
- Peter: i was at a football match
- Peter: and the portly goalkeeper didn't catch a ball
- Peter: and someone shouted
- Peter: YOU WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THAT IF IT WAS A FRIED CHICKEN
Jens Lekman - The Cold Swedish Winter
When people think of Sweden
I think they have the wrong idea
like Cliff Richards who thought it was just
porn and gonorrhea
And Lou Reed said in the film
“Blue in the face”
that compared to New York City
Sweden was a scary place
They seem to have a point
after meeting with this girl
maybe not Cliff Richards
but Lou has surely met her